Ode to Kurt H and His Lovely Wife "The Cook". You Like?

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Ode to Kurt H and His Lovely Wife "The Cook". You Like?

Crunchy Steamed Rice
A culinary Epic by me.
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Crunchy rice
It??ll shatter your teeth
Make your tongue swell up
Scrape your gums clean
You won??t have peace
Crunchy rice

It was a lie
Claims of dishes
From the book that you showed me
Would fulfill all my wishes
Breads and the quiches
Goodbye??

All I got is crunchy steamed rice..
Not yummy.. Not fluffy...But Blend
Crunchy Steamed Rice.

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6 days ago
It's from the Big Book of Culinary Psalms for the Functionally Retarded Adult by Me. You can sing it to any number of tunes. The squirrels in my head just keep pumping them out.

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: 6 days ago
It's from the Big Book of Culinary Psalms for the Functionally Retarded Adult by Me. You can sing it to any number of tunes. The squirrels in my head just keep pumping them out.