What's the WORST poem you can write?

Question:

What's the WORST poem you can write?

Another question just made me smile in memory of one of my all-time very favorite books, A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. If you're familiar with this series, you already know Vogon poetry is considered the second worst form of torture in the galaxy.

Can you contribute a poem worthy of this (dis)honorable distinction?

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6 days ago
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

It takes real talent to write that badly!

;-) :-) :-) :-)

6 days ago
Oh, and here's my computer-generated Vogon poem from BBC's Hitchhiker's site:

See, see the precise sky
Marvel at its big puce depths.
Tell me, Mary do you
Wonder why the turle ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel insipid.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your drooblehaft facial growth
That looks like
A mold.
What's more, it knows
Your crinkling potting shed
Smells of pickle.
Everything under the big precise sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm butterfliess

6 days ago
source: http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/hitchhikers/vo...

6 days ago
WOW...some truly terrible poetry here!You'd make Douglas Adams proud!
:-) :-) :-)

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: 6 days ago
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

It takes real talent to write that badly!

;-) :-) :-) :-)