What would be your perfect day?

Question:

What would be your perfect day?

Imagine what your perfect day would be, you can have anything or be anywhere you want to be. Think how your day would start what you would do during your perfect day and howit would end. Remember there are no bounderies to this, it just must the most perfect day you could want for.

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: The Perfect Day for a Man
06:00 Alarm
06:15 *******
06:30 Cigarette, coffee and massive dump while reading a men-only magazine. Final masturbation
07:00 Breakfast: cappuccino, rump steak and eggs
07:30 Taxi arrives
07:45 Gin and Tonic at the airport
08:15 Private learjet to Las Vegas
09:30 Taxi to the casino
09:45 Lose a thousand dollars at the roulette
11:45 Lunch: two dozens oysters with a limited production white wine
12:15 *******
12:30 Win 2500 dollars at the roulette
02:15 Taxi to the hote, two Gin and Tonic
02:30 Check in the most expensive Las Vegas Hotel; nap in front of the television after hot shower and masturbation
03:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with a female topless crew
04:30 Get two of them to make lesbian scenes together, while drinking champagne and eating strawberries
05:00 Back to hotel, body massage by a naked Thailandese
07:00 Wack latest news lying naked in bed, rubbing own balls
07:30 Dinner: lobster, Dom Perignon 1968, big juicy fillet steak, fried potatoes
09:00 After-dinner relax with a 1789 Augler Cognac and a first-choice Maroc hashish joint
10:00 Sex with two nymphomaniac teenagers
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with pizza and cleansing ale
11:45 To bed
11:50 Farting 4 or 5 times, giggling for the good smell
11:55 Fall asleep with TV on, rubbing own balls