A parental note requesting that junior be excused sport in the style of Jack Tor

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A parental note requesting that junior be excused sport in the style of Jack Torrence. Why am I doing this?

Wendy You know I don`t like to have to take time away from my work to compose this trivia and I am trying to remain calm.
Jimmy is not well today. I can sense a little indignation there Wendy. Let`s both try to remain in control shall we? Now as you are not a member of the medical profession it would seem pretty pointless for me to outline the basis of Jimmy`s condition. Suffice to say his condition is one which precludes the participation in sport. If you feel the situation requires further clarification please do not contact me for the reasons already outlined. I am a very busy man whereas you are a teacher whose ultimate purpose in life is to allow me to carry on being a very busy man. Try not to fail in this, as failure makes me very very sad and very very frustrated. Do we understand one another Wendy. I sure hope so sugar pie.

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: You may think I'm crazy, but I know music. It's the one thing that makes me humble.